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SecondaryBasingstoke
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2.4

Based on 15 reviews and 135 answers

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  • Student
    1.0
    2 July 2026

    Teachers are untrained and uneducated

    The teachers are very hostile towards certain students that they dislike they are meant to treat every student equally

  • Parent
    1.0
    9 February 2026

    Terrible school 0/10

    Horrible school my son comes home crying because allistair touched him inappropriately in his office after all students where gathered around him with their “schlongs out” I had to order a chastity belt just to stop allistair from touching my innocent son but even after this he installed cameras in the toilets to see my child’s private area. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour

  • Student
    1.0
    16 October 2025

    Shart school

    This is by far the crappiest school ever, not only do the teachers not give a damn about your welfare, but there are a bunch of crappy students still roaming! From bullies to straight-out people who vape. Don't recommend this school. Its crappy. (The food is pretty good tho)

  • Parent
    1.0
    3 September 2025

    Bullying hasn't stopped

    My son has been getting bullied for the past 3 months and it still hasn't stopped. Tomorrow is the official start date for cranbourne and he will not be attending. I will make him move schools because the bullying hasn't stopped

  • Parent
    1.0
    6 May 2025

    bad school

    My daughter is being sexually harassed by male students. My daughter is saying that these boys keep starting at her legs and keep trying to touch her private areas. I've told her to report it to the College Parent Partners or CPP. I tried contacting the teachers and they have taken no action against this. Since then I have not received a reply and I will be trying to take legal action. One more thing to note is that these boys are in year 11 and my daughter is in year 8. The age gap is unaccepta...

  • Parent
    1.0
    6 May 2025

    Awful school

    My son who is currently in the school is being extremely bullied by these "gangsters" or "niggers" of what he says. His classmate farted on his face and started to sit on his face butt naked. The teachers laughed their socks off and I do not approve of that. I've contacted the staff and have received no reply. My son also had he's left testicle removed due to a student kicking him really hard in the private area. I am in the process of moving my son to a different school. This is totally unacceptable.

  • Parent
    1.0
    6 May 2025

    Horrible School

    My daughter was bullied into self harm, she is now recieving death threats from many students. She got dunked into a toilet on the Grease QMC trip, the staff simply laughed at her while she cried. No teacher supports her, she is wanting to move schools because of how poorly she has been treated.

  • Student
    1.0
    6 May 2025

    Shit school

    Fucking poo poo ass school. Teachers are shit. Mr head or should I say Andy head is shit. Mr Cuevas is a geek he sits in the front row in teacher assemblies. Ms Conlon looks like Barrack Obamas wife if she had autism and turned into Micheal Jackson white. This school just makes me want to kill my self and listen to Kanye West. Fuck homework id rather spam in Kai cenats chat. Parents do NOT let your child go here. And if any of the staff are looking at this. Go fuck yourself. This school is ass

  • Student
    5.0
    2 March 2025

    BAST SCHOOL IN THE UNIVERSE

    Ive only been there for a week but the student and teachers greeted me noicely and everyone was kind. There were no fights and the school is very disciplined. 100/100

  • Student
    1.0
    10 June 2023

    Shiza

    they do the least they can or the absolute minimum

  • Student
    1.0
    4 May 2023

    Hate the school, want to move.

    Bullying isn’t stopped, it’s stupid. The only thing good there is the food. -100/10

  • Student
    1.0
    23 May 2022

    cranbourne is shit

    shit school shit rules. teacher made fun of my self harm. forced you to lessons while having a panic attack. makes me want to kill myself. Teachers are shit and dont teach me anything.

  • Former Student
    1.0
    4 May 2022

    sucks balls

    goofy ahh school eeeeeeeree

  • Parent
    1.0
    15 February 2022

    worst school on the planet.

    id rather fly out to space with a rocket up my butt than go to that school. my son was bruttally bullied and um tortured at the school by the students and teachers. Mr aplin the head had some weird fetish as she would force the students to bark like dogs during assembly. also the school is crumbling and A block is litterly falling apart. half of the teachers are creepy aka mr price and mr turner.

  • Former Student
    4.0
    1 August 2021

    its good

    i guess it was pretty good