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Former Student
Mar 22, 2024

Why Eden is terrible

Now listen up! I’m a ex- student from Eden girls and my friend goes there and it is exactly the same as it was last year! First this school is absolutely rubbish! Teachers giving a behaviour point for legit moving your head. Wallah I’m not even lying yeah, I was holding my bottle asking the teacher if I can refill it and she was like, whisper correction! Like ISNT this nonsense! Next, I have shortage of breath especially if I don’t eat anything, it was Ramadan and I was fasting. I go up to my pe teacher and be like miss I can’t do pe since I’m fasting can you let me off, she said NO, so I asked again! SHE SAID NO AGAIN! that day I was legit about to pass out!! Next, the teachers in this school have an attitude, not all some are really nice, but other teachers just have ABSOLUTE attitude!!!!! Like they shout at students 24/7 when the classroom is dead drop silence, and when ofsted or other teachers are coming to this school, they have a whole 360 degree turn! They are like 2 FACED!!!!! The heads of yr are USELESS! They always talk about mental health in assembly but they are the one who is giving me anxiety every time!!!
You are ABSOLUTELY LUCKY if you find true friends in this school! Half the students in this school GOSSIP about a tiny thing you do! Backbiting about ur friends 24/7!!!

When it’s break time, WE CANNOT EVEN STAND UP!!!! Teachers tell you to sit down to a place where there isn’t any space or go outside to a -3 degree weather! Talking about weather, when we go to do pe outside bc the school pe hall (is taken by yr11 Mock exams), especially in the winter, we are FORCED TO PLAY IN THE RAIN IN A -5 DEGREE WEATHER, which makes us sick and not come in next day, and then they are like WHY ARENT YOU IN?!
I was sick in yr 7 LIKE REALLYYYY BADLYYY. I got a phone call from my teacher forcing me to come in, I had a whole vomiting session in school. Dragged to come in!!! I couldn’t even take medication!!! Talking about medical issues, my friend FAINTED in English, she was very sick and NEEDED TO go home. What did the school do, give her a crunchy bar which is expired AND NOT EVEN CALL HER parents to inform that she has fainted! THEY DIDNT EVEN SEND HER HOME!!!!
Never send your child there, the ofsted reviews are ALL LIES!! Like I said, I’m an ex student of Eden girls Slough, I was very excited to go to Eden in yr7 but now that has changed for me!
Salam!
Student
Jan 11, 2024

pls don't go if u wanna die

if you wanna kys come here!!!!
Student
Dec 7, 2023

Don't recommend it here

This school is literally the most ridiculous school ever.The teacher at Eden yell so much it's getting out of hand.One of the teachers screamed at me because I didn't know the answer to the question.The people at this school aren't as nice and friendly as you may think.I know many people that trash trash,gossip and make false rumours about other people in the school.Also why the hell do they have such a stupid small playground.Its just concrete with absolutely nothing at all.My old primary had a bigger area than this.The meals are disgusting.They serve cold food,the only good thing at break is the cookies.The long skirts are kinda annoying because I tripped over them a lot of time especially over the stairs😒and the stairs are also very crowded.
Former Student
Oct 2, 2023

2 faced

I absolutely hated it at Eden it was so bad and they would care about their reputation more then the actual students. The reason why your coming to school is to learn yet wearing lip balm will apparently so effect the way we learn. They cry about what is under our skirts even though it’s a foot long skirt and you can barely see anything, their is no trousers option and you have to wear skirts even though it’s a safety hazard and has made multiple pupils trip and hurt themselves on the stairs within the school building. Once you get on their bad side for the slightest reason they’ll never let you go. They would try to get SLT on you for the slightest things e.g. my friend had dry skin and one of the learning assistants saw it and some how that escalated to a phone call home about how she self harms💀. They’re so rude to the students at school and when talking to the parents they’re all kind and loving and change their whole persona into some next sweetheart bless them honestly. There’s a rule where you always have to have your hair tied up because if it’s out it’s a so called “safety hazard” yet most of the staff have their hair out and even the HEAD OF YEARS ,what goofy people. They make me laugh honestly😂. At the beginning of the school day you have to hand your phone in and some students aren’t comfortable with that as there is a high risk of your phone getting mistakenly taken or maybe even breaking as it might drop because of the rush at the end of the day and the school will not pay for a single penny for the damage because it’s apparently “our fault” for not taking proper care of it because of the anxiety some students have, they keep their phones with them but if they get caught the school takes their phones away for 2 WEEKS! It’s very immature i know so I would advise you not to put ur child in such a hypocritical school.
Student
Aug 31, 2023

eden is horrible

this school makes you sick no toilets are allowed like what if i went at break and need to go again i’ll just piss on the floor yeah
Former Student
Jun 16, 2023

Don’t make your child suffer like I did

Attending this school was the biggest mistake even my parents agree with me.the teachers don’t care about mental health especially the head teacher he doesn’t understand the students as not only is he a male he thinks he makes good decisions which actually make every student suffer from mental health. I’m not just saying this sometimes students can be the issue but if consistent teachers are arguing with multiple pupils it’s the teachers fought let me not start on the rules they have …when any student enters the building it’s a whole airport security they check u up and down if anything wrong send you to a head of year to get in trouble and let’s not forget the no phones policy, I get that phones can be a distraction in some cases but they should allow us to keep our phones with us as when we hand them in they say “it’s not our responsibility “ to look after them I witnessed multiple head of years drop the phones tray and many phones were left damaged furthermore the teachers want you to ask question but end up getting angry if you ask it’s really weird . the teachers always think they are right they never admit if they are in the wrong but when students are they get so angry … in this case many teachers would say u shouldn’t compare but then end up comparing if a students need to go to the bathroom and say “ I have to wait as-well”
IF YOU ARE APPLYING FOR YOUR DAUGHTER TO GO EDEN I ADVISE YOU NOT TO NOT CAUSE OF STUPID REASON IT WILL ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER SUFFER
Parent
Jun 12, 2023

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

This school has completely ruined my daughter mentally, she has had sleepless nights worrying about school; this school has so many projects associated with mental health yet my daughter is still struggling. She has had her phone confiscated without a valid reason and me and my husband have informed the school that we want her phone back but they had said no, it is illegal to take a child’s phone and and not give it back when the parents have said no to the school taking the phone. I will take further action.
Former Student
Mar 2, 2023

Rubbish school

Rubbish absolutely rubbish . Never send your child there if you love them . The only reason they are outstanding is coz the teachers do a whole 360 on there personalities. The teachers do nothing but shout all day . The playground is an OLD CAR PARK . The uniform is so ugly OMG I swear those skirts are a safety hazard not my goddamn hair .
Student
Feb 17, 2023

THIS SCHOOL NEEDS A LOT OF IMPROVEMENT

Ok I wouldn’t say this school is the worst but it needs lots of improvements.Like the play area is so tiny and there is no greenery.No grass or field.And no sunlight.Also the majority of the teachers scream for absolutely no special reason.For example of your just going to your class like a normal human being would,the teacher would come out of nowhere and scream at you to hurry up.What! And the teachers would go outside the class shouting at everyone in the corridor. Also the year 11 keep pushing you and the teachers do what? NOTHING… Also once you go outside they don’t even let you come back inside and scream once again for you to stay inside.The uniform is ok not bad but the school needs to do more sports,competitions and talent shows.Anyways if you want your daughter to attend a good school I suggest West Gate or Baylis girls school
Student
Feb 5, 2023

do not come heree

modern slavery in a school - year 7
Student
Nov 18, 2022

a ticket to death

i'm not even lying when i say this is probably the worst school in slough. the teachers are chatting about active movement when girls are suffocating on the stairs and all they want is money w constant events, they're clearly keeping it. and the americanwashed flipping 'principal' thinking he's god.. all the teachers barely know anything i'm begging you if you're a year 6 don't think of ever coming here i came bc my parents forced me and now i'll never have a way out because oh ofsted rated it 'outstanding' 😐😐 i haven't even been in the school a long time i'm a literal child and sick of their bs already. it's such a horrible school the environment brainwashes you worse than a mixed one and not to mention the toxicity within your school js making it worse. they make you seem like a child and belittle you when a student bullies you and they dc for both. i'm scared of both the teachers and the older students in this school for how they've coped in this hellhole. my parents forcing me to go through this should have been the worst mistake of my life and now i'm never in a good environment if school is horrible and so is home. don't ever be fooled by what they always say on google and the way they act with guests because this school is by far the worst in slough. the ground is absolutely tiny for numerous kids and they think them making us stand up to answer questions is v active movement. if they ever do open a sixth form and i'm forced to go there too, i'll do something i'll regret because this school is disgusting literally you don't need to exaggerate they don't care about you they care about their itty bitty mf paychecks & themselves. to make it worse elders just think i'm a joke so i don't have anyone to think the same bc they're all brainwashed too. please never go near this school wallah.
Other
Oct 17, 2022

don't go eden.

This is the worst school of all of slough . Please I beg you not to send your daughter to this school. I'm sorry but the insane amount of rules are absolutely OUTRAGEOUS . This school is just a money grab . The teaching here is literally trash , if you don't understand something you don't , it's just that . whereas some teachers , can be excellent in teaching some aren't. The uniform. OMG DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE UNIFORMS , the long skirts appalling and hideous. Please we want trousers. They won't care for your mental health or your sleep! You have to be there at 8:00 , that means I have to wake up really early and they say were preparing you for work, like excuse me your not cos the average time work starts is 8:30 to 10:00am. The bullying here is literally insane , people here aren't as nice as you think they are. backchatting , rumours , gossip all that crap. The outdoor space is absolutely ridiculous , it's so small and absolutely boring. When a visitor comes in all of a sudden , the teachers ( most not all) change their whole personality . Teachers yell at you soo much and it's getting out of hand. They put posters up saying that you should walk around and it's good for you but they shout out you to tell you to sit down at lunch , like it's so crowded what do you expect we want to walk around . The meals are not too bad , but they had moldy bread in one of their burgers which was absolutely revolting but other then that the meals are average. When you volunteer for head girl , ambassador positions etc. it's always the same students like WHYY!? Totally unfair. They pick the same people or set 1 students for everything. They get treated better :( . Please eden fix this.
Other
Sep 10, 2022

Worst school in slough

I think its a very bad school the bullying is high and one time the head of year shouted at my mum through the phone my mum started crying
Student
May 11, 2022

disgusting school

this school is absolutely outrageous. every single Friday assembly they have repeated the same thing since I’ve joined. The teachers LOVE yelling for the absolute no reason to and always try to argue against students and outsmart them. The teachers have a whole personality switch whenever a visitor comes to the school. And whenever the school gets looked at, my school takes half the kids out and leaves all the hood students in for a “good role model” the outdoor environment is HORID. it’s tiny, no green space and barely any room not even a field or any grass. it’s just concrete. disgusting. they don’t even let u wear hair bands on your wrists and a student even got told of for wearing lip balm. School rarely handles bullying and calls it a “non bullying school” when it’s all a lie. this whole school is an act to get money and be the top rated school. don’t be fooled. this school is disgusting.
Student
Apr 29, 2022

horrible school never come here ever

this school is the worst thing that has ever happened to me ever. the rules are horrible the teachers have no respect whatsoever and they hire anyone any everyone. There is no meat option because they can’t afford it everything is vegetarian. There is no greenery outside and the playground is TINY. 😒 these skirts have made about 10 people fall down the stairs a month and they still doing give out a trouser option. They have a bad reputation off students. Whenever offsted or an inspection happens in school they always take all the bad kids out and take half the school out and leave all the good kids in for a good reputation. It’s all an act. U could ask anyone in this school if they like it and I could bet u they would say no. This school is horrible never come here EVER.
Student
Apr 11, 2022

Never come to this school unless you want to die

Worst school in the history of schools. Never in my life have i seen a secondary school this small and trashy. The teachers have got no clue what they're doing and they don't give a damn about our education. Not to mention they're so strict and that god damn bald headed principal yells at anyone and everyone. God forbid you stand up at lunch 🙄. The teachers literally yell at you for walking around at lunch and force you to sit down. Then they go ahead and have the audacity to say our school encourages 'active movement'. Where the hell are we supposed to move if there's no outside area and we're being forced to sit down inside!? Make it make sense?? Yeah the school doesn't even have an outside area. No greenery. No nothing. Literally every primary school has a bigger ground outside than this trashy school. And the uniform is hideous. The long skirts are an actual safety hazard. Ugh and don't even get me started on the disgusting meals we have to eat at lunch. Dis gus tingg. Big fat -10000000000000/10 for this school. Never come here. Never.

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