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3.0

Based on 6 reviews and 54 answers

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  • Indoor environment2.0
  • Activities2.0
  • Education1.7
  • Staff1.7
  • Safety1.7
  • Food1.7
  • Communication1.5
  • Outdoor environment1.5
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  • Student
    1.0
    24 July 2026

    help me.

    I would rather listen to Taylor swift (I think Taylor swifts music is worse than the antichrist) then attend garland junior school for one more year, the cheese tasted like soil infused with flesh eating bacteria and wasps. I had been smiling for my entire life but the moment I stepped into garlands property for the first time I could feel my soul and anything that brings me joy being sucked out of me. On a serious note, one of the teachers, I won’t say who (AHEM MRS MELLET) was not worthy of be...

  • Former Student
    1.0
    18 June 2026

    i now have depression

    CONTRACTED THE CHOLERA SMALLPOX AND THE BUBONIC PLAGUE other than that teachers were violent and fat and never touched a glass of water. had a sticky weed war and got yelled at for "bullying" a cripple my mate got pushed over by a teacher and i got multiply concussions and nearly got stabbed (i barely avoided it) from another student and HE would go and cry after and the teachers cared MORE ABOUT HIM THAN ME LIYING ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN as a former student i feel bad for all the small kids th...

  • Other
    1.0
    18 June 2026

    NEVER GO HERE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT GENERAITIONAL TRAUMA

    NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OH GOD NO NO NO NO OH GOD NO THE...

  • Former Student
    2.0
    18 June 2026

    it was fun but also a bit bad

    this school was ok i guess, the last time i went was 2023 so i dont know how much has changed cause i left for year 7 but year 6 after SATS was possibly the best part of the school especially the residential and when me and my mates threw sticky weed at everyone but heres some of my negative reasons: my mate was pushed over by miss mellet during the mile run school food tasted like cardboard except for the desserts and possibly the fish fingers which were soggy the outdoor monitors sucked and they yelled at us because they thought they were better than us (they were in our class) mrs rose joined the school and took over at the very end like a twisted dictator the mile run. they cared about this one kid more then the people he beat up because he would run off and cry in a corner my mate kicked a ball on the roof and got beat up by another very angry student and quite a bit more only used the climbing frame once teacher shut down me and my friends show on the stage because it was ''too violent'' id probably give a 2.5 because it was funny at most times but then again the staff was pretty corrupt

  • Former Student
    4.0
    12 January 2025

    my thoughts

    it has its downfalls, but i had some of my best years here. you may hate it now, but wait until secondary school because the nostalgia will hit hard and you will remember some times fondly. the mile run did suck though and so did the office staff. but it was a lovely environment, some people sucked but some were lovely. (for any current students, ENJOY IT NOW, they all change at secondary school.) also all class teachers i had there were absolute angels and super nice. if any of them are reading...

  • Former Student
    1.0
    7 May 2024

    RUN WHILE YOUN CAN

    RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN as a former student prepare for a long list of things about this school 1. the lunches taste like paint thinner 2.miss mellet shoves students over in the playground during the mile run miss mellet has a favorate student and then anger issues to all the others after overworking them all day students could be bullied and the bullies would not get in trouble THE HEAD TEACHER MADE EVERYBODY SING ON MONDAYS EVN THOUGH NOBODY LIKE IT ALL IT DID WAS LOWER MORALE the computing classes never used computers, all we did was look at the same powerpoint on e saftey everys lesson