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May 3, 2023

Not nice

Staff good. Some nice pupils but lots were truly horrible. Lots of bullying. Maybe it has changed since then - don't know.
Nov 27, 2020

Day 1

“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall”- Nelson Mandela

Upon entering these halls a peculiar creature lunges at me, bearing its fangs. Sporting a north face™️ Hoodie and an ego larger than himself, he desperately clung to my leg, “ching chong ching chong” it screamed, like an alarm clock. It was evident these primitive creatures had rejected evolution as a whole.

Second period. A chav rammed my head into the wall, he too, sporting a Nike hoodie. He used language that surpassed the human understanding, I can only assume what he had uttered out of his inferior mind “Please forgive me, for I see you have far exceeded my own intelligence, I can’t even begin to comprehend the wealth of your wits”.

Break time. A jolly fat man strolled down the halls, no semblance to Santa whatsoever. More akin to Krampus the Christmas Demon, or perhaps Satan if hamburgers had been a commodity in hell. If lard was embodied as a human on this unholy earth, I had seen him.

I had sheltered in the budget-friendly confines of a cubicle, though that was not sufficient to unburden me of the allure of the Devil’s Lettuce. Nor could my good conscience ignore the matter at hand; a rodent, perhaps the primeapes I had bore witness to earlier, scuttled under my feet.

The bell rang, dooming me to eternal suffering.

How ever will I survive?
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