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  • Former Student
    1.0
    26 September 2026

    Depression grammar school for burnt out gifted kids

    Literally everyone here is depressed. I genuinely can not think of a single person here who has not gone through some kind of mental health crisis. I went to the doctor and she told me that she’s had many Townley students see her for stress-related illnesses induced by pressure from the school. This overall just makes the environment so miserable, as often the ‘loud’ or ‘popular’ clique channel this depression into bullying or bringing down others whom are quieter and suffering in silence. Stude...

  • Former Student
    1.0
    23 April 2026

    i loved wasting 5 years of my life here

    Basically this school is absolutely buns and all the teachers (most) are bums and dont know how to teach. they pmo and are always giving out detention for nothing as if i dont have better things in my life to do than waste 15-30 minutes of my life for no reason every week. the food is pretty bad and extremely overpriced (like 3 pounds for a cinnamon bun) also the queues take agess and i have to waste most of my lunchtime standing in it. the bathrooms are actually awful and nasty as hell and they...

  • Student
    4.0
    23 March 2026

    Improve our schools

    As much as I love my school there's way to much punishment they give us c1s way too often and regular homework and if your late twice in a week u get detention no matter the reason. The teachers r not always understanding and they are not always nice to the students. Dont get me wrong they r not all bad like without them we wouldnt have a school. They dont care enough though. They dont let people move classes even if they have a valid reason. And the no phone rule and the one way system they r just really exhausting. Also I think schools should have adhd and autism as they have vaccines. And some way to help students if they r struggling like tuition session from like another student

  • Student
    1.0
    23 March 2026

    Townley grammar review

    Absolutely useless school for mental health and emotional support.My friend was forced to contact pastoral hub twice about abuse and suicide before they took notice and when they did situation just deteriorated.They called social services but that just worsened the abuse.They honestly just care about their reputation imo. They did NOTHING about a serious situation that could potentially lead to life or death.Also teachers are unreasonable many stupid rules that just cause extra pressure on students. They pick certain star students to support and the rest genuinely may as well go down a hole it would be better atp..Also teachers are 50/50 especially for science. Last year my science teacher was absent half the time and we got cover same for halfway this year our teacher got pregnant and we're stuck with two cover teachers.Lots of pressure on homework and exams and stuff.Food is overpriced too and the queues are large.Overall extremely bad school I don't reccomend it.

  • Other
    1.0
    2 March 2026

    dont go here please

    this school is so bad. my friend has suicide thoughts and really abusive parents and she wanted genuine help from the school but they did absolutely nothing. no counselling sessions, no support. the toilets are nasty. the teachers genuingly are so useless at teaching and you have to go through everything alone and the food is too expensive. they made a one way system to "clear the hallway traffic" but the teachers all break it and it takes 5 minutes longer than it should to get to lesson. then w...

  • Parent
    1.0
    13 August 2025

    Results day experience

    Townley Grammar gives out A level results at 9am. I know some schools that are giving out results at 8:30am. Why is this such a big deal? My daughter has applied for Medicine which is extremely competitive so Clearing is a realistic consideration. Some universities put out an online form at 8am to apply for Clearing. Clearing is notoriously a first-come first-serve system. By giving results at 9am, Townley put students at a disadvantage to other students whose school give results earlier. The examinations officer I spoke to refused to admit that Townley put students at a disadvantage by giving out results at 9am, when that is clearly fact. I understand not being able to change the results day time, since this was the day before results day, but the refusal to acknowledge this a disadvantage to Townley students was the worst part. Very disappointed and would like to speak to the headteacher about this.

  • Former Student
    1.0
    15 July 2025

    Racist staff members.

    On cultural day, I wrote something in a randomised language and then it apparently translated to something bad. Teacher believed that one of my classmates was involved because they are from the country the sentence I wrote was in. Teacher knew I wrote it but thought that the other student was involved too.

  • Student
    1.0
    17 May 2025

    BAD for your mental health

    If you are willing to sacrifice your mental health for townley then go ahead. If not, then read on. Townley likes to act like they care so much about student's mental health- and for some students that is true, but keyword SOME students. They pick and choose the students that they want to support with their mental health so that they can be poster children for townley. If you're not one of the lucky ones then too bad you'll just have to suffer. If you get bullied, then you might as well just mo...

  • Student
    1.0
    10 February 2025

    sending your kids here is saying you hate them

    If you care about your child in the slightest, you won't send them here. This place is a breeding ground for all kinds of issues. The students are taught to be aholes from the beginning. The teachers are nasty. Some teachers have some sort of anger issues and decide to take it out on us. The whisper tool is about as useful as a rock. You walk into that "school" and your smile slowly curves into a frown They get resources and don't even use them correctly. If you're planning on sending your child here, don't. If you have a child here and plan to keep them there, don't.

  • Student
    1.0
    13 July 2024

    horrible

    i have literal trauma from this school, the staff bullied me to the point of disgust. my experience at this school keeps me up at night and will do forever. worst decision of. my. life.

  • Former Student
    2.0
    6 May 2024

    Former student review

    They only cared about you if you were a potential Oxbridge candidate or wanted to medicine. Anyone else were given little attention. Image was more important than actually educating students.

  • Student
    1.0
    21 February 2024

    I mean, just dont bother at this point

    i mean, the friendships i have made are amazing but like, my mental health has deteriorated so much. one girl who keeps talking abt me behind my back, side eyeing and spreading lies about me around the school has made it much worse, and the amount of homework i get is unbelievable. they now have a one way system, but its really not gonna help traffic blockage in the corridors, the toilets are the grimmest places you can ever imagine, and the amount of pressure they put on you to get A grades is...

  • Former Student
    1.0
    11 February 2024

    Mental health disorder factory

    My experience from Year 7 to 13 was appalling. This is a racist, misogynistic institution where teachers themselves go as far as to partake in the bullying and alienation of students. A logistical nightmare with poor disorganisation and next to no student support. In terms of academics, a good percentage of the time, we taught ourselves. The few good teachers brightened the experience of select classes but in terms of leadership and management it was a catastrophe which seems to have only gotten worse over the years with sexual assault cover ups and the like. This is an institution which is more concerned with keeping up appearances than ensuring student wellbeing, hence the regular occurrence of mental health conditions among the students and a lack of support when this happens.

  • Former Student
    1.0
    12 January 2024

    TOWNLEY IS NOT A GREAT SCHOOL

    I HATR THIS SCHOOL THEY ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID ISLAMAPHOBES

  • Student
    3.0
    10 October 2023

    PERFORMING ARTS

    Okay so this is a great school IF you want to do a lot of sports and preforming arts(art, music, drama, dance exc.) but they don’t do that much for mental health and stuff if something happened with bulling or something that just do an assembly like it will stop anything. The performing arts department is a 5/5 , sports probably a 3.7/5 but the rest of the school eh 2/5. OH AND THEY PROMISE YEAR 7S THAT THEY DONT GET HOMEWORK OR A LOT OF HOMEWORK IN THE FIRST TERM BUT SOMEONE I KNOW WHO ARE IN Y...

  • Student
    1.0
    29 September 2023

    Sixth form

    Skl is so bad im an internal here and started yr 12. the teachers are so bad i haave to go thru all my work at home myself and theyre all so uptight they make us wear blazers all the time even tho they said we can create a sense of identity and have a loot more freedom w our uniform but we dont. the food is expensive and they give rlly little portions. the skl is soooo unorganised and all the teachers do is basically shout at u i wouldnt recommend

  • Former Student
    1.0
    23 September 2023

    Awful place

    Hated my 7 years here. They only care about making money and maintaining a so-called ‘good reputation’. No genuine care for wellbeing of students, only care about them getting the highest grades possible even if the students off themselves in the process. If you’re not high achieving they bunk you off, call you a disappointment and treat you like dirt. Praise the high achievers simply for achieving high grades, no matter whether they have good traits or are walking devils. Wouldn’t recommend this school to my worst enemy.

  • Student
    2.0
    20 July 2023

    Student hub and other places

    Student hub is a joke. I went there once because I thought I was gonna pass out and they gave me water and sent me straight back to class. Another time I almost puked and they were like, if you do puke, go home but you should be fine. Turned out I had a fever and was ill. One other time I had an accident t that left me hospitalized and the nurse said, and I quote, we get a lot of you guys in here when she saw the uniform. All in all it is a pretty crap service they should probably try to make be...

  • Student
    3.0
    28 June 2023

    Me and my health

    When I came here to begin with, I loved it but now I have had several incident with my mental health and now have an ed and had a problem that left me in hospital for the rest of the day. The teachers told me that just because I was in hospital doesn’t mean I shouldn’t do the work. They care too much about grades. People there are horrible and can be bullies, I was left crying alone a lot. Teachers don’t help and they made me feel dumb. If you value your mental health don’t go there.

  • Student
    2.0
    28 June 2023

    MY LIFE

    since i started here, my mental health has gone down really badly, i started to get a ed and had a problem involving a car and me, which left me in hospital. when i came back, the teachers almost gave me a detention for not doing the homework when i didnt know we had any. the food is overpriced and some drink are expired. it has some good aspects, like dance and drama lessons, but it has killed my confidence and my mental health is at rock bottom.

  • Student
    5.0
    10 May 2023

    I feel really safe here (it kinda feels like home)

    This school really makes me feel safe, and everything just feels so fun. In spring and summer, loads of people eat around the field and everyone's always laughing and having fun and it always boosts my mood.

  • Student
    4.0
    10 May 2023

    I love it so much!!

    I love this school so much, there are loads of people to help you when you're struggling, and I feel like so many people expect the school to be perfect, because obviously there are some annoying teachers or whatever, and there are a few faults, but I genuinely believe the school tries its best to help us, to be really diverse, and to be the best school it can be. I am so much happier since coming to Townley and it honestly really annoys me when people complain about it constantly, because they...

  • Student
    3.0
    30 March 2023

    really not amazing

    i mean it’s overrated

  • Former Student
    1.0
    2 November 2022

    It should be shut down.

    Listen, don’t go here. Sure, you might get good grades, but if you care about your mental health in the slightest don’t touch it. To put it in perspective with one quick experience, in year 11 i was hospitalised after a mental health crisis at school, and the nurse who was helping me at the hospital recognised the uniform and i quote verbatim, “We get a lot of you in here.” You might not be outright bullied, but the social isolation is no joke. The people who claim this school is good at diversity- sure they have it on papers, but they don’t do a single thing to protect their students. They pick a poster student and then focus on them and them only. If you had any desire to learn, or felt good about school, this place will beat it out of you. The amount of teachers who are also exposed for being predators is also insane- my sex ed teacher being arrested for child pornography ownership, and another who was blacklisted from teaching after an affair with a sixth former, who also commented on seeing childrens bras underneath their white shirts. I wouldn’t have reviewed it if this was just me or my own struggling’s as an autistic student in a mainstream school, but everyone I’ve known who’s gone to that school echo the same sentiment. Even down to the GCSE certificates, we received them a year late. Please don’t go, for your own sake. Though, I guess I got straight 9-7’s, so yippee to that.

  • Student
    5.0
    21 October 2022

    Great school

    This school strives for academic excellence, that's what selective schools do, that's what we sign up for when we go here, if you dont want that PLEASE JUST GO ELSEWHERE. Additionally, I'm frustrated at other students slating this school for trying to be culturally diverse ! They are trying to embrace us. Everytime they try, people from my culture slate them online, its counterproductive and really sad. I have come from being a shy little girl, to an over achieving, happy, multicultural, LGBT...

  • Student
    2.0
    7 April 2022

    DO NOT COME HERE

    absolutely awful in year — multiple times thought of suicide as a result of all the pressure they put on you

  • Other
    1.0
    3 November 2021

    Racist rule?

    Apparently you have a rule where black girls are not allowed to sit together due to “intimidation” I’m not sure what kind of mindset the people in charge have but whatever it is it’s racist.

  • Student
    5.0
    10 October 2021

    Amazing school!

    I've been at townley grammar for 4 years now and i have to say it is a second home for me. Teachers are welcoming, friendly, and are always reaching out to us for help and support. It is a great working evironment and they always bring the importance of pupils mental health, other cultures, diversity and inclusion and lots more being. it is a great community to be part of with so many new opportunities. It has its ups and downs just like every other school does, but i am really thankful to be pa...

  • Student
    1.0
    9 October 2021

    Racist

    I hate this school. Many teachers are racist and have no empathy. They do not validate students feelings and make all students feel small and the teachers feel that they are superior. As well as this there have been many occasions where the school has been racist and multiple people have called them out for it but they had dismissed the issue and called the students harmful and that they were disappointed in their behaviour etc. The school needs to acknowledge students feelings and make it know to themselves that they need to care about all students mental health and well-being.

  • Former Student
    2.0
    30 September 2021

    Horrible school environment

    I was at this school for 5 years and from a few weeks in at year 7 I realised it wasn’t right for me. I found most people thought it wasn’t right for them either. The actual school environment was bitchy and unfriendly because of how competitive it was to be the best and anything below an A was seen as underachieving and disappointing. Teachers rarely helped out of class. And I found many of them spoke with such strong accents I couldn’t understand them. It was difficult to settle in and I was so thankful for when I could leave. The dance department was always really friendly and they acted as second mums.

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